Sanely Insane

“The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few
things to say on the subject of towels.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively
useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap
it around you for warmth as you bound across the
cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on
the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of
Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours;
you can sleep under it beneath the stars which
shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon;
use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy
river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-
combat; wrap it round your head to ward off
noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you - daft as a bush,
but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in
emergencies as a distress signal, and of course
dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean
enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense
psychological value. For some reason, if a strag
(strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch
hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically
assume that he is also in possession of a
toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits,
flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray,
wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items
that the hitch hiker might accidentally have “lost”.
What the strag will think is that any man who can
hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough
it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win
through, and still knows where his towel is is
clearly a man to be reckoned with.”

- The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

1 week ago

Finals

I’m not sure about these ingredients. I highly recommend spring water for it gives it an extra Je ne sais quoi versus using tap water, distilled water, mineral water, or purified water. It’s all debatable obvs… I’m on the fence. How about you? thoughts?

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7knotwind:

JERRY SALTZ
advice for artists
(quote found via:toddahh)

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1 week ago -

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Wars not make one great. You must unlearn what
you have
learned. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Luminous
beings are we…not this crude matter. That is the
way of
things…the way of the Force. A Jedi must have
the deepest
commitment, the most serious mind. Once you
start down the
dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny,
consume you
it will. Beware of the dark side. Anger…fear…
aggression. You
must feel the Force around you. Size matters not.
If you
choose the quick and easy path…you will become
an agent of
evil. Mind what you have learned. Save you it
can.
- “Wisdom of Yoda”.

1 week ago

Nothing

1 month ago

Today has been STRESS-FULL!! I went for an interview for a position in the AIESEC in my school and myword!, im surprised I even passed it. I feel the only reason I did was because the current guy in charge of the position REALLY fought for me.

The manifesto reading is tomorrow. Wish me luck.

1 month ago

There’s no shame in being afraid. Hell, we’re all afraid,
What you gotta do is figure out what your afraid of
because once you put a face on it, you can beat it.

3 months ago

naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

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Sanely Insane

Finals

“Hey AIESEC”

There’s no shame in being afraid. Hell, we’re all afraid, What you gotta do is figure out what your afraid of because once you put a face on it, you can beat it.

There’s no shame in being afraid. Hell, we’re all afraid,
What you gotta do is figure out what your afraid of
because once you put a face on it, you can beat it.